stayingindoors : Cecil is really a patient at Night Vale insane asylum. He sees his room as the radio station and he always talks to the wall where he painted an eye with a moon. Carlos is the hot scientist nurse in charge of taking care of Cecil He always sneaks in Arby’s to eat with Cecil as they stare up at Cecil’s ceiling The glow cloud is what Cecil calls those glowing stickers pasted to the ceiling of his room. People often complain that Night Vale is like a desert because the air conditioning is terrible.

{Ok but actually can we stop with this “it’s all in Cecil’s head” trope? Like seriously what if we just. Took Night Vale at face value instead of just being like “well it’s all in his head” bc that’s kinda boring and a lil ableist and if someone can explain this better than me that’d be cool}

nightvales-voice : I just bought a bottle of brandy. Please drink it with me so I don't feel obligated to down all of it.

thewoman-from-italy:

You hardly had to ask, passerotto mio. brandy may not be my poison of choice, but I am nearly not pediantic enough to pass up such an opportunity.

Join me, then, Madame. ;-)

He said I missed a spot, but I’ve been touching my face all day and I don’t feel anything. 

Where is it? 

[I love the way my Cecil interacts with voicececilgpalmer]

Anonymous : Here. Don't be such a baby. You can share my lunch. *hands you a bottle of rum and a packet of gluten-free Ho Hos* -- Voice Cecil G. Palmer

Oh, just the alcohol will suffice, but thank you. [He grins and take the snack cakes anyway.]

Anonymous : I engage in typography abuse under the guise of cosmic knowledge. -- Voice Cecil G Palmer

voicececilgpalmer:

nightvales-voice:

I constantly tell my alternate self that I’m drinking and yet I never bring him any alcohol or offer him any food, which is terribly rude of me. 

That is the best impression can do of you. Does this annoy you, by the way, dear Cecil?

Hmph. All you have to do is ask, oh petulant alternate self of mine.

[high pitched nasal voice] All you have to do is ask, oh petulant alternate self of mine

angryinternnoises:

nightvales-voice:

fearforwhatweknow:

fearforwhatweknow:

please imagine Cecil in his booth making really loud annoying whining noises and every intern in the town even those that aren’t on shift piling into the booth like

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT NOW

ONE OF THEM HAS A SOAPY LOOFA SPONGE AND IS PARTIALLY WRAPPED IN A TOWEL LIKE I LITERALLY STOPPED MY SHOWER FOR YOU CECIL GERSHWIN PALMER

THE FACT THAT I AM OUT OF COFFEE IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN YOUR CLEANLINESS

If you think that I am above showing up completely minus the towel well I have some news for you people.

As long as you’re getting me coffee, I really don’t care. 

fearforwhatweknow:

fearforwhatweknow:

please imagine Cecil in his booth making really loud annoying whining noises and every intern in the town even those that aren’t on shift piling into the booth like

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT NOW

ONE OF THEM HAS A SOAPY LOOFA SPONGE AND IS PARTIALLY WRAPPED IN A TOWEL LIKE I LITERALLY STOPPED MY SHOWER FOR YOU CECIL GERSHWIN PALMER

THE FACT THAT I AM OUT OF COFFEE IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN YOUR CLEANLINESS

Anonymous : I engage in typography abuse under the guise of cosmic knowledge. -- Voice Cecil G Palmer

I constantly tell my alternate self that I’m drinking and yet I never bring him any alcohol or offer him any food, which is terribly rude of me. 

That is the best impression can do of you. Does this annoy you, by the way, dear Cecil?

Anonymous : Have you ever notices how eyes look like nebulas?

I have always thought that perhaps our eyes are galaxies and our minds are overflowing with other universes just slightly different from our own.

But that’s just me. 

casually-draws-dorks:

I had a mighty need for dapper reporter Cecil

casually-draws-dorks:

I had a mighty need for dapper reporter Cecil

Anonymous : "pretend to be me in my ask and ill rate its accuracy /10"

This is.. accurate, but I am still vaguely annoyed about it. 

Anonymous : Knock-knock! Who's there? Mother's birthday, that's who. I definitely have not been drinking since last night and weeping into the family album. -- Voice Cecil G. Palmer

voicececilgpalmer:

nightvales-voice:

Ohh. Is that why I had the sudden and inescapable urge to drown myself in vodka last night? 

Oh, but is that not our urge most Saturday nights, alter mine?

Saturday nights, sunday nights, Monday nights, and ugh, don’t even get me started on Tuesdays.. 

florelgreen:

pretend to be me in my ask and ill rate its accuracy /10